(Sorry, I just had to write about this. Because ranting is fun!)

So, I kind of have a love-hate relationship with Youtube. But we all do, so I don't really need to talk about that. And I'm not here to talk about it, but about something I saw one user, who shall not be named, post on a video.

So, I mostly go to Youtube for music to listen to, because it has a far better music selection than I do -I can only listen to Frank Zappa's "Apostrophe" and The Who's "Tommy" so many times before I get a hankering for some metal. So I was flicking around until I found an AMV of the Rammstein song "Engel," which is one of my favorite songs by them. As I prepared to flip away to some other website, a message that one user had left caught my eye. It read as follows :

"Eh, the Illuminati is run by reptilian kin known throughout history as Jinn, Naga, Vampires, Angels, Demons, Dragons, Dracul, Al Gore, Kennedys, Windsors, Rothschilds etc. rule the inner cult of Freemasonry and do vile sex/torture rituals. They'll probably start WW3, go to internet 2, force-vaccinate everyone in Fall & have a staged alien invasion to get a microchipped pop/world government so resist! Support FreemanTV, Alex Jones, Dr.Deagle, David Icke, Stewart Swerdlow & Project Camelot!"

Dude.

What. The. F.

Seriously. Where do people get this crappy propaganda-esque information?! I mean, did this person do any research at all?! This person could watch the Da Vinci Code and learn more about the Illuminati and Freemasons than this crap! "Sex/Torture rituals" ?! "Alien invasion" ?! And since when are Al Gore, the Kennedys, the Windsors, and the Rothschilds "reptilian kin"? I just can't understand. While I did read a little about the conspiracy theory about an "Illuminati Take-Over," but this is just stupid.

I apologize if I have offended anyone, but I can't help it. I felt a combination of amusement and profound horror when I read this. Whoever force-feeds this crap to people needs to get their head checked.

Come on, people, read a book or something.